In keeping with our ongoing efforts to help out the intellectually disadvantaged, your friends here at Vomit Comet World HQ present another helpful tip for daily living.
If you own a thumb drive full of child porn, it’s best to leave that puppy at home. Do not under any circumstances bring it to court with you. If you absolutely must, it is wise to do your best to ensure that you do not, at any time, drop it in the jury box. This is especially important when you are a lawyer trying a case in juvenile court.
Sadly this pearl of wisdom came too late to helpRobert Wayne Wiley,but that doesn’t have to mean that all hope is lost for the rest of you.