Man, the news is awesome today. Here’s our latest in the hahahahahahahaha you guys suck files.
two prisoners were handcuffed together and they were being led somewhere. They bolted to get away…and then fell down and were pepper sprayed…and then got up, got out the door, got across the street…and then met a pole and went to opposite sides of it, causing them to fall down and get all tangled up. They were recaptured. The YouTube video is aptly named prison escape fail. Dam it, it has no sound. Ah well, maybe we’ll get an even better description than the one that’s in the story.