Here’s something stupid I got from my Snopes newsletter. They’re usually good for a few things. apparently there’s an email going around screaming about what will happen if the Freedom of Choice Act goes into law. Ok, whatever. Some of those claims are contentious, some our just outright scare tactics. but people can believe what …
Monthly Archives: January 2009
Baby You Can Drive…Somebody’s Car
I’ve never committed fraud in my day, but if I were the type to sell cars I didn’t own to pick up some extra cash, I’m pretty sure I’d know better than to rent cars with my own credit card and sign all the fake bills of sale with my real name. Pretty sure I’d …
Anybody For Some *Really* Hot Fudge Brownies?
Since Carin has determined that our new mission is to catalogue any food-related fisticuffs we may come across, here’s a new one. Stephanie Anne Rydesky is facing assault and arson charges stemming from an exchange that started with her father, Dr. Stephen M. Rydesky asking her to eat a brownie and ended with her wacking …
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Beverage In, Beverage Out
Remember the UroClub? Well, now there’s an electronic drink caddie that looks startlingly similar. As Paul from Weird Universe said, hopefully nobody uses both and, uh, mixes them up. Either of those scenarios would suck.
A Few More Jokes For The Day
Most of these are pretty stupid. Consider yourselves warned. *Q: What do you call a gay gentleman from the Deep South?A: A homo-sex-y’all. *Q: How do you get a woman off during sex?A: Push her. *Two guys are drinking in a bar. One says, “Did you know that lions have sex 10 to 15 times …
My Dog Saw The Sign
I was looking at our ads just to see what we’d caused to appear, and oh my, that post about poop bags sure dominated the focus of the frames. but I saw an ad that made me giggle. It said that you could buy no dog poop signs. Uh, what? Are they expecting that the …
The Newfie Stud
Bob liked to frequent the Newfoundland beaches, but was never able to attract the girls. He decided to ask his friend George the lifeguard for advice. ‘It’s dem big baggy swimming trunks, my son. Dey’re years outta style. Yer best bet is to grab yeself a pair of Speedos – about two sizes too small, …
Don’t Fear The Commercial
Carin’stalk about commercials yesterdayreminded me of one I’ve been hearing lately onone of our local radio stations. I can’t remember the exact wording, but this is pretty close. Are you tired of shoveling snow? Do you find getting around in the cold of winter difficult? Then come visit us at Eden House. Our warm, comfortable …
>You Might All Be From There, But There’s Only One Real Turkey On This Plane
>If Daniel Sussman Pincus isn’t namedBiggest Idiot On The Internetsomeday soon, life as we know it should cease to exist, because everything we think we know is clearly wrong. It’s bad enough to cause a disturbance on a plane by loudly complaining about the presence of “Arab-types” on board, but when you’reon a Turkish airline …
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If You Slipped in a Bathtub and Can No longer View Images, You May Be Entitled To A Huge Random Blog Post
I had a few thoughts going through my head, so thought I’d write them down. Every so often I get the CNIB newsletter, and at the top, there’s a link that makes me chuckle, cackle, giggle and guffaw. It says “If you have trouble seeing images, click here.” Heeheeheehehehehe. I know what they’re trying to …
