I know people like to stare at blind people, especially when those blind people have guide dogs. To all the people who stare, I may not see you, but sometimes others do and point it out. I’m not unaware of the staring phenomenon. If you’re curious, I’d much rather you come up and talk to […]
Monthly Archives: February 2009
Talk About Lasting Scars
Here are some people who are going to need some therapy. A 58-year-old Wal-Mart employee set himself on fire in a parking lot. Some people saw him do it and tried to put out the blaze with their coats but he threw the coats off. he was pronounced dead at a hospital burn unit. Is […]
Sultans Of Spin
Julia Ann Easley may be the world’s best PR person, for whatever that’s worth in the logical world. Just listen to this, and then stare agape as I am at the balls on this woman. Research has shown that in the last year and possibly beyond, there have beenmore reported cases of sexual assault on […]
Fire And Lice
Note to everyone out there. If you get lice, for god’s sake, don’t try to kill them with gasoline. There are shampoos, even tea tree oil is apparently good. But when you use gasoline, things don’t go well, as the family and friends of Jessica Brooks are now horribly aware. Jessica suffered serious burns when […]
There’s A Guy who Won’t Be Renting Cars Anytime Soon
What the hell? How drunk, or messed up on drugs, do you have to be to think it’s a good idea to set a small fire in your car to keep warm? I don’t know, but I think Patrick Larue does.
Oh I’m So Easily Amused
Oh man. We have ourselves a double wammy. the headline is awesome, and there is an aptly-named fellow in the story. The headline? Cop makes arrest in bathroom after smelling crack. So now they don’t just respond to toe-tapping, eh? And the name of the arresting officer? John Lines. Hahahahahaha. Awesome. A story doesn’t get […]
He Didn’t Even Have To Go Out On Patrol To Catch Someone.
Here’s a story similar to that one where that shoplifter gave a false address that just happened to be the address of one of his arresting officers. This time, a drunk driver drove into a cop’s garage and then insisted he lived there. The cop, who just happened to be driving home at the time, […]
Messy Mutt Mitt Misery
Oh boy. Remember back in January when I was all proud of myself for finding mutt mitts? Well I should have never done it, and this will be the last package of mutt mitts I ever buy. The product is fine, it’s just the bullshit surrounding it. The bags work fine, although I can’t put […]
I Feel Like I’m Forgetting To Take Something…
Gas station robber ran out of gas, report says About 3:30 a.m. Sunday, a man pulled a 12-inch knife on the clerk of the BP Station, 8675 Placida Road, Cape Haze, the Sheriff’s Office said. The man demanded money and fled, but a customer called 911 and followed the suspect’s white Mercury Cougar before it […]
What The Fuck Was That?
Many times when I hear a song I don’t like, I think to myself lord that’s awful, but I can perhaps understand how somebody with taste not as good as mine could get into it. This, however, is not one of those times. Have a listen torapper Lil Wayne…um…singing(?) his new rock(?) tune(?) Prom Queenand […]
