I’m a bit late on this one, butCarin’s post about the old guy driving the wrong way down the interstate for 40 milesreminded me of a joke I heard years ago.
An old man is driving down the interstate one day when his cellphone rings.
His wife says “Honey, be careful. I just heard on the news that there is some nut driving the wrong way down the interstate!”
The man replies “ONE NUT!? Hell, there are hundreds of them!!”