Oh boy. I would have hated to have been the 92-year-old woman who came home to find a man passed out on her floor wearing a pair of her Depends. His story is that he was drunk and somehow lost his pants when he went to relieve himself in the woods. So he needed to steal some pants to wear. Clad in his underwear, he broke into a home and grabbed the first pants he saw. They were women’s Depends! He put them on over his underwear and passed out.
I think the only part of that story that makes sense is the part where he said he was drunk. Thank god when that drunk guy came into our place by accident, he was fully clothed.