>Remember yesterday when I said I wrote a letter to both papers? Well, it’s been published in one of ’em. I even got in the opinions section, not just the letters to the editor! Woohoo!
>When Carin and I wrote the lateststupid commercials postyesterday, there was mention of about six billion spoofs of the Everest College ads. Just for fun,here’s the good one. It’s about 4 and a half minutes long, but stay with it, it’s pretty funny all the way through. Besides, what else do you have to do […]
Please tell me there’s a picture of this motorized barstool. Please say there’s a photo. We need to get a description of the barstool-lawnmower hybrid.
>How the hell do you mistake train tracks for the street you want to turn down? Ask June Griffith, who is lucky to be alive thanks to the quick thinking of some passing folks.
>Wow, did GUTS move to Oakland? This sounds like something they’d do. Lovelle Mixon shoots four officers, and his family accuses *the police* of genocide? Ok.
Remember Charles the Tickle Monster Douglas? Well apparently a judge has ruled that his requests to tickle kids are protected under free speech. I still wouldn’t recommend he continue, or at least I’d recommend he stop asking the strangers for permission to do the tickle monster routine on their kids. I’d Stick to kids I […]
>I understand the need to restrict where sex-offenders live, but is it justifiable to force them to live under a bridge in conditions not even suitable for animals? Sure, they have to pay for what they’ve done, but isn’t this a little much?
>Here are three uncomprehensible words to me when they combine to make a sentence. Snuggie, Pub, crawl. Why? What’s up with the Snuggie fad? Even if I owned a snuggie, I would wear it strictly in my home.
More food-induced violence, this time, somebody shot up a drive-through because the menu had shifted from dinner to breakfast. Yikes. Just go somewhere else to eat.
>I found this video of a woman named Amy Gordon playing “america The Beautiful” on the kazoo, but not the way one would expect. One person says she plays the kazoo with her vagina, another says she’s playing 3 kazoos from 3 orifices. I’m frightened. Any way you look at it, she did a fine […]