This burglary gone horribly wrong reminds me of that old story of that shoplifter getting smoked by her getaway car while trying to get into it. Only in this story, Derek Clark didn’t do so well. He was shot by his would-be victim, and then got run over twice by his getaway vehicle before it,well, got away, leaving him for dead. He’s in intensive care now.
Cue the Yackedy Sax song.