David Maksimik may have been able to rob the bank, but the rest of his day profoundly sucked.
First, he crashed his getaway car. Then, he took a bus and a taxi back to his town, at which point his sister gave him a ride to his house. Upon arrival, he found his room-mate unconscious on the floor, so he called 911. Can anyone see where this is going? Hell, who am I kidding? Everyone probably can…except him. When the police arrived, they had heard about the bank robbery, and I guess the description of the robber described dear old David perfectly, and what do ya know? the bank’s missing money was inside a bag on his bed! Busted…oh yeah, and his room-mate wasn’t unconscious, he was dead, and it looked like a suicide.
At least he decided to confess. Maybe he won’t go to jail for as many years as he might have if he chose to not say anything.