My friend ***name removed*** was walking with her dog ***name removed*** the other day, and she got lost somewhere. When someone came to help her, they got down on the ground and showed the dog a map of the Queen’s campus. Useful eh?
That, my friends, trumps any stupid story I have ever told by far. A map? Yeah, because dogs are amazing map-readers.
I don’t have any more words. Just looking at that has once again rendered me speechless.