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I don’t understand our need to launch things into space. the latest one everyone’s all excited about is the Louis Braille commemorative coin. I think the coin’s a great idea, go nuts about the coin. But why in hell launch it into space? Do we need to create more spacejunk that can float around and …
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I profoundly suck. W.S.G sent this Songsmith butchering of Katy Perry’s ‘I Kissed A Girl a week and a half ago. I’ve been meaning to post it, but I keep forgetting. You know what’s scary? It’s been songsmithed more than once.
Back years ago, if you called Bell repair to report a problem with your line, you actually got a smart person who listened to what you said and responded appropriately. Now it seems that Bell is having their tech support handled by Rogerbils. On thursday, we noticed that our Call Display had stopped working. Neither …
When I went to get Babs, and then later Trixie, the jokes went around about how I should bring home a big enough dog that I could jump on its back and ride. Some other people joked that I should go get one of those guide horses. Of course, in the case of the ones …
Here’s a new one for ya. I ran into someone last night who thought those audible signals, ya know, the poles at intersections that go peep peep or cuckoo were set up for…brace yourselves…are you sitting down? Ok, ok. She thought they were set up to help my dog get me across the street! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! …
Congressman Offers Preemptive Apology For Extramarital Affair
>Remember back when I joked about the thumb drive that looks like a thumb? Well, here’s one that isn’t a joke. Jerry Jalava, a bigtime software-developer and hacker, lost part of his finger in a motorcycle accident, so surgeons built a USB key into the prosthetic finger they gave him. So when he needs it, …
David Maksimik may have been able to rob the bank, but the rest of his day profoundly sucked. First, he crashed his getaway car. Then, he took a bus and a taxi back to his town, at which point his sister gave him a ride to his house. Upon arrival, he found his room-mate unconscious …
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There’s not much to this story, but I can’t stop laughing at the image of someone hucking a five-foot inflatable penis at a police horse. I’m sure it wasn’t funny at the time since it spooked the horse, but um…what an image. I also like the idea that after some woman smacked another police horse …
Wow. That’s some crazy thinkin’. Helen Sun decided that the only way to get her estranged husband Robert Drawbaugh to listen to her was to sneak up on him while he slept and handcuff herself to him. She also changed the lock on the bedroom door. I don’t know what she thought biting his torso …
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