The Epidemic Isn’t Swine Flu, It’s Fear

Everybody needs to get a grip. This Swine Flu panic is senseless, and this is another example of its stupidity. A kid was sick for some silly little reason. So when he brought in his sick note, he decided to be funny and come in wearing a surgical mask and say that he had the …

Never Cry Over Loose Change

Thisis one of the strangest things I’ve ever seen. I can’t imagine a service like this being a success for very long, but the initial curiosity calls would probably keep it afloat for a little while. Don’t kid yourselves, you know you would call, and it would seem like a great idea until the phone …

Apparently You Can Find Anything On Craigslist

Ok, I can’t decide if this is creepier than the story of Oumar Lam. This unnamed 24-year-old man from near Seattle posted an ad on Craigslist asking for a woman who was willing to have sex with, and then be killed by, him. It was not a joke, as police soon found out. An undercover …

If I Ever Need Saving, I Know Who I’m Not Calling

Here’s a snip from an article about a bunch of puppies that weresaved from a fire,or maybe not, if this guy is to be believed. When firefighters reached the basement of the home, the same area where it is believed the fire started, they found two adult Yorkshire terriers and 15 puppies. “They were pretty …

G Is For Gin. G Is For Gun. G Is Also For Go Directly To Jail

It’s time for another instalment of battles over food and beverage. This round features 59-year-old William James Smith of Kansas City, who while celebrating St. Patrick’s Day in the manner that many tend to celebrate it,shot his daughter in the leg after she cut him off by pouring out what was left of his gin. …

I Feel Like I Am One With Chicken Tonight, Chicken Tonight

PETA: “Listen, Mr. Governor of Louisiana guy, there’s no need to spend $20 million to help start up a new chicken processing plant in the state. That money could be better spent on a“Chicken Empathy Museum”. Mr. Governor Of Louisiana Guy: “Um…how bout no?” Steve: “Looks like I’ve found me something to post this afternoon.” …