>Ooo! More food-related fightin’. Now we have Lyndel Toppin, whose name is dangerously close to “topping”, who makes me wonder if he was the result of breeding between a human and a pit bull. Because his fiance didn’t put the cheese on his meatball sandwich just right, he not only slashed her finger causing a laceration requiring 23 stitches to close, but he bit down on her wrist and refused to let go, causing ligament damage. Lady, break the engagement and run for your life. Don’t wonder if he’ll ever do it again, don’t forgive him, just get the fuck out, ok?.