Drinkin’ Thinkin’ Leads To Clinkin’ Thinkin’

Hey Erik Salmons. Next time you get tossed into a cab and told to go home because you’re too drunk to drive, just shut up and take the cab. You’re not being charged with anything, you’re just being told to go home. When you get home, just go to bed. Don’t get in your daughter’s car and drive to the police station demanding a breath test because you can prove that you were totally sober. they’ll give you one, and you won’t be as sober as you thought…and now you’ll have charges.

Double funny is the judge before whom this guy was brought has the last name of Fish…which I now see is funny for two reasons. This moron’s name is Salmons, and I think he may drink like a Fish.

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