They Don’t Make You Wear Those Things Just Because They Look Nice

If a judge decides to release you from jail to give you another chance at life but for whatever reason you decide that your burglary career isn’t quite over, remember to take your ankle monitor off *before* you start breaking into houses. This reminder comes to you courtesy of your friends at Vomit Comet, and now that he’s back in jail and probably not going anywhere for a while, it likely comes fromNathaniel Johnson of Seffner, Floridaas well.

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