And I thought fighting over the hours of the public library was stupid. Now, police in Surrey, B.C. had to break up a fight between a married couple over the amount of violence on the TV news. Seriously. The woman was upset by the amount of violence on the news, to which her husband responded by slapping her twice across the back of the head…which caused her to smash him over the head with ajar. This all happened while the kids slept. Fine, fine folks we have here. And now the number of violence-related stories just went up by one.