Give A Man A fish, And You Feed Him For A Day, teach Him How To Fish, And He’s Probably A UK Criminal

Ridiculing the UK really is like shooting fish in a barrel.

Now they have another method of getting tough on crime. They’re taking criminals on fishing trips. Uh-huh. They’re also teaching them how to plant plants, get the maximum government benefits, make and remember to attend doctor’s appointments, and tell time. So if they don’t know how to keep appointments or tell time, what makes the people running these classes think they’ll remember to come, or at the right time? Apparently lots of them just miss classes and write their own notes saying they overslept or just plain forgot.

And they’re worried about clown shoes?

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