Of all the sites on the internet, this is one.
Ooo! A River! Can’t go around it….Gotta go through it! Ah crap, this isn’t my house… Seriously, this story has me asking so many questions. Paul Hunt was having a good time and managed to get kicked out of a bar. so he went to a house party and drank some more. Then I guess …
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Yea! Woo! My letter to the editor about roundabouts has made it into both papers. Maybe it’ll make people think. And it looks like they pretty much left it untouched.
Ok, let me get this straight. In the UK, we can’t have kiddie pools without lifeguards, but kids can feel free to run out of the schoolyard and the teachers won’t chase them. Seriously. Apparently running after the kids can be an even bigger safety risk and in case you didn’t know, four-year-olds run really …
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I remember being 12 and 14, and during neither year did it ever strike me as a good idea to round up a buddy and play a nice game ofkick the flaming ball.I attribute this to having plans for my life, plans such as living to see 13 and 15. Not being a complete tool …
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I realize I’ve chosen to live my life in Ontario, a province with some insanely stupid weather patterns, but this snow in April business can take a 1-way trip to hell and spend eternity eating broken glass with a hook covered in tetanus. Yesterday was so nice and the weather people had been so wrong …
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>A little while ago, I signed up to the Top Tech Tidbits for Thursday newsletter. The thing is neat because you get updates about stuff when the stuff is pretty new, and there are a lot of links crammed into that newsletter because he gives only brief descriptions about each link, so you can zoom …
Damn it. Just when I thought the Trixie abandonment dreams were over, here comes another one. I dreamed I was home at mom and dad’s. Dad was yelling and insisting that we go shopping and eat out at this outdoor restaurant thingy even though it was cold outside and we had to bundle up to …
>Ooo! More food-related fightin’. Now we have Lyndel Toppin, whose name is dangerously close to “topping”, who makes me wonder if he was the result of breeding between a human and a pit bull. Because his fiance didn’t put the cheese on his meatball sandwich just right, he not only slashed her finger causing a …
This story of a woman getting caught trying to shoplift $1200 worth of groceries only because she tried to use the wrong automatic door and it wouldn’t open makes me giggle. There’s not much to it, just the image is enough for me.
I don’t know if there’s surveillance video to see for this story, but even if there isn’t, the description is fine. Two dudes decide that they’re going to break into a house. Their first method of breaking in was for one of them to run down the length of the yard and slam his body …
