>Woe there Michael Jay Richardson. Easy there big fella. Just because your girlfriend forgot cheddar cheese when she went for groceries doesn’t mean you can kick in the bathroom door, smash her car windows and break off two of the car’s door handles. How about going to get the cheese, or waiting until morning? I’ve never heard of someone going into cheese withdrawal.
Maybe the woman should consider herself lucky. If she’d brought it home, maybe he would have asked her for a meatball sub, and then when she didn’t put the cheese on right, he would chomp down on her hand like a certain Lyndel Toppin did.