John Steven Szwalla is a strange individual. he decided to rob a store. His weapon? A banana! He hid it under his shirt and made it look like a gun. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong guy to rob, because he was swiftly grabbed and held down by the store’s owner and another patron, and the jig was up.
the best part was while waiting for police, he ate the banana! But they got a picture of the peel, so all was not lost.
Nice try, kid. Better luck next time. the funny part is if his name didn’t have the z in it, he would have been pretty aptly named since I guess he swallaed the evidence.