My Wife Makes Me Wear A Burnin’ Ring Of Fire

Now here’s a, um, memorable invention? It’s the Remember Ring. Here’s how it works.

The Remember Ring™ utilizes patent pending Hot Spot™ technology to deliver a reminder that it’s “That time of the year again!”

24 hours before your special day, the Hot Spot™ on the interior surface of your Remember Ring™ will warm to 120º F for approximately 10 seconds, and continue to warm up every hour, on the hour, all day long!

Hot enough to cause discomfort but not hot enough to burn-the Remember Ring™ is impossible to ignore!

Sounds like the most evil gift from a woman who’s sick of the dude forgetting their anniversary. He’ll remember now…he’ll remember to take the damn ring off…then he’ll forget what it was supposed to remind him about.

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