The Customer Is Always Right, Unless He’s Missing His Right Arm

Here’s an example of stupid policies gone wild. A man walked into a Burger King and ordered a Whopper. He asked them to cut it in half for him, because he only has one arm. After the kid serving him looked at his manager, the response was “No we can’t. It’s against policy. but here, […]

Cereal Litigant

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the new stupidest person in the entire world,Janine Sugawara. Over a 4 year period, Sugawara had been purchasing and enjoying “Cap’n Crunch with Crunchberries” cereal. However, when she discovered that Crunchberries were not an actual fruit, she was not amused, and you know what that means. Yup, lawsuit time! […]

According To The Government, Literacy Isn’t For Everyone

Here’s a sad statement that shouldn’t surprise anyone, but it still sucks. USA, Canada and the EU attempt to kill treaty to protect blind people’s access to written material Yup, publishers convinced a bunch of government folks that it was not a good idea to allow a few people with various disabilities that make reading […]

You Are Carrying A Banana. Do You Want To Eat It?

John Steven Szwalla is a strange individual. he decided to rob a store. His weapon? A banana! He hid it under his shirt and made it look like a gun. Unfortunately, he picked the wrong guy to rob, because he was swiftly grabbed and held down by the store’s owner and another patron, and the […]

Guinness Book Of World Riches

Our old friend Jonathan Lee Riches is doing what he does best, suing! Who is he suing now? I can’t stop laughing. He’s suing…*snort*…the Guinness Book of World Records. Why is he suing them? I’m not sure. Most obviously, it seems that he doesn’t like the names they’ve stuck on him, names like “The litigator […]