He would just walk up to them in drug and grocery stores and plop superglue in their hair. They don’t know why. they haven’t caught him yet. Did he used to work in the stores as one of those perfume-spraying dorks who would come out of some part of an aisle and ambush folks with the worst-smelling perfume possible? did he think this was more fun?
I hope they catch him. Then they can work on arresting all those perfume-spraying department store assholes. Who thought that was a good idea? They don’t ask if you’d like some perfume, they don’t care if you’re a dude or a chick. They just leap out and spray you, and the stuff always smells way too strong and you’re left walking around smelling like Eau de Toilet Cleaner all day. Yuck!