Note to Keith R. Griffin of Jensen Beach, Florida:
Time to work on the excuses a little more, chief.
I’ll give him credit for originality, but not much else.
Our friend Mr. Griffin, when busted with more than 1000 child pornography images on his computer, told the police after reaching around to pull an explanation out of his ass that…the cat did it.Yup, that’s his story, and against what can only be described as better judgment since worse judgment would be nearly impossible to find, he’s stickin’ to it.
Griffin told detectives he would leave his computer on and his cat would jump on the keyboard.
When he returned, there would be strange material downloaded, the release states.
Strange? Dude’s cat is downloading child porn by the truckload and the best description he can come up with is strange?
and let’s pretend for a second that he’s actually telling the truth. he’s not, but stay with me here. so the cat is letting his claws do the walking, and as it turns out he’s walking straight to NAMBLA headquarters. Wouldn’t it strike you right around the time you found picture…hmmm…let’s say 1 that maybe it’s time to move the keyboard or shut the thing down when you’re not using it? You know, just in case the cops or Chris Hansen are watching. Or if you’re not that bright, wouldn’t you at least delete all that strange material since you won’t be needing it and it’s pretty creepy and disgusting?
I’m having trouble coming up with a decent way to end this. Maybe I’ll step away from the keyboard and let Trixie jump on it for a few minutes in the hopes that she’ll come up with something. then again, I don’t much feel like spending the rest of the day explaining to Carin what all the doggie style references are about.