Slow And Steady Escapes the Circus

Ok, how does a 114-pound tortoise get away? It’s a tortoise! I mean, I know some tortoises can move fast, but this one obviously didn’t. In 6 days, it only made it 2 miles.

They did catch him and he didn’t get pasted by any cars or anything, so that’s good. But…how did he manage to slowly…get…away?

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