I Now Pronounce You…Prison Bitch

Here’s a marriage that’s likely doomed to fail.

Sean Kelly married his room-mate’s sister. At the wedding, the booze was flowing, and apparently so were the insults between bride and groom’s families. Before it was over, 10 people were in a big old shoving match, some of them sustaining cuts and bruises. the cops were called, and that’s when Sean decided he needed to give some stuff to his brothers for safekeeping. In front of the cops, he opened up his trunk and revealed some weapons, a lot of ’em. the only problem is he’s not allowed to have those weapons…so off goes Sean Kelly to jail. Nobody’s posted his bail. In a hilariously obvious quote, the police chief said the honeymoon had been delayed. I’d say it may have been delayed indefinitely.

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