What’s with the rash of fake kidnappings lately? The first one we noticed was years ago when this woman faked her son’s kidnapping to get money from her hubby. But lately, I’ve been seeing a lot of them. I went back to see if there were more I’d forgotten about, and there were. There was …
Monthly Archives: August 2009
This Little Light Of Mine, I’m gonna LetIt…Ca Boom!
Why do people keep using lighters as a light source around flammable things? This woman was filling a gas can and decided she needed to see how much gas was in there, lit the lighter, and boom! the can exploded, the car set on fire, it’s now a shell of its former self. Luckily her …
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Is He Slower Than The Elevator?
When I heard about the story of the man who didn’t think to call 911 when stuck in the elevator, I had sympathy for him. maybe he didn’t think his situation warranted calling 911. maybe he was trying to get a hold of maintenance for his building to see if they could get him out …
Hop On the Bus, Gus, drop Your Pants, Lance, Put A Condom On, John…What?
Ok, here’s a situation for ya. You’re on a school bus, driving along. the bus slows down and…a naked, crazy man comes through the window while the bus is still moving! Oh wait, he wasn’t quite naked, he had a condom on. Kids jump out the back of the bus, the guy shoves the driver …
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A Happy Egg Is A Processed Egg
I didn’t think boiling eggs was all that difficult, butperhaps I’m wrong. TheHappy Egg Company,who’s website is completely inaccessible to blind people unless I’m missing something, is now selling packs of preboiled and preshelled free range eggs for folks who “love free range eggs but don’t have the time or knack to prepare a boiled …
The Wrong person’s Dog Died In A Hot Car
Remember what I said about leaving your dog in a hot car? Head of Richmond’s ASPCA Robin Star knows this all too well now. To be fair to the poor woman, she didn’t know the dog was in the car. Her husband put their 16-year-old deaf and blind pooch in the back of the car …
Big Loo
The other day, Steve asked me about something I had never noticed. He said, in old clips about robots, why are they pronounced like ro-bits?” I had never heard them talked about like that, so he told me about an ad for something called “Big Loo” that was some silly toy that was supposed to …
Auto-Tune The News
Steve was telling me about something he’d heard about where somebody took the news and put auto-tune on it. I thought this would have been hilarious, so went out to find it, and my god, there’s a whole series. So without blabbing anymore, I give you…Auto-Tune the news. Seriously. I’m going to have that little …
I’m Surprised She Didn’t Name Her Daughter Christine
Uh, remember how I said I couldn’t find anything to post about? How in the blue bloody hell did I miss the story of Jessica King? Here’s the quick and dirty version. Jessica King was 8 months pregnant. She decided to go drive to a meeting. It was icy. Even so, she thought it would …
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To Have A shot At Being Proven Innocent, He’ll Need A Whole New Identity
I couldn’t find much to post, so I went back and found the story of this dumbass robbing a store in full view of security cameras. It’s not the fact that he robbed a music store in front of 8 security cameras that made me want to put it up, although that’s pretty stupid. It’s …
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