Tourist In Australia

A tourist arrived in Australia, hired a car and set off for the outback. On his way he saw a bloke having sex with a sheep. Deeply horrified, he pulled up at the nearest pub and ordered a straight Scotch. Just as he was about to throw it back, he saw a bloke with one leg masturbating furiously at the bar.

“For fuck’s sake!” the tourist cried, “what the hell’s going on here? I’ve been here one hour and I’ve seen a guy shagging a sheep and now another wanking himself off in the bar!”

“Fair dinkum, mate,” the bartender replied, “you can’t expect a man with only one leg to catch a sheep!”

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