>Talk About Getting Your Kicks

>Now that’s a sign of either a desperate man or a bad economy or both. A guy set up a banner near a mall saying he’d let them kick him in the balls if they paid him. The price was originally 5 bucks a kick, but he dropped it to 3 bucks for his only customer because she was a woman. then police came along and told him to move along.

And hey, the story even mentioned our own weirdo from Guelph, Jarrett Loft, who walked around a park asking chicks to hoof him in the bag. Apparently one woman gave him several kicks to the coins and he got some jail time. I don’t know why we never posted about him before, but here he is now.

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