Hey there James Lowe. When you bring your clothes to the laundry, you’re still supposed to wear pants. It certainly doesn’t help your case when you start flashing people and you’re sitting there sluggin’ back the booze outside the laundromat. I think police are less likely to buy your story that it was really your last pair of pants getting cleaned, and you’re much more likely to go to jail.
Aside to the newspaper: I think a bunch of your code forgot its pants too. It’s laying their, bare naked for all to see.