Real Fruit And Fun, Rolled Up In 1…2…3…4…5…

Somewhere in Georgia there is either a newspaper reporter or a crime victim that’sfar too concerned about Fruit Roll-Ups.

One of the teens told the woman he was friends with her niece and that she let them in. But after the teens left, the woman noticed a broken kitchen window and 20 missing Fruit Roll-Ups. The teens also took a jug of fruit juice and several pieces of jewelry, police said.

The jewellery didn’t make the headline (the Roll-Ups and the number of missing did) and nobody bothered to count it. Its theft was discovered seemingly as an afterthought, but the Roll-Ups…oh the Roll-Ups.

The pair split up upon leaving, but police later found them in the neighborhood and were able to return nine of the Fruit Roll-Ups to the woman. Police also found a bag of marijuana on one of the teens, according to the report.

We have no idea what happened to the jewels or how much pot was in the bag, but somebody took the time to count the remaining Fruit Roll-Ups.

Am I the only one who finds this strange?

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