Ug. Now there’s something I wouldn’t want to have happen.
A Florida family suddenly heard something crash into their pool screen and fall into their pool. It turned out to be a naked, drunk man covered in poop. Yup. When they recognized him, he ran away, but police tracked him, Robert Stark Higgins, down. All he could say was that he was drunk. I want to know why he was covered in crap. I also think it’s funny that he has the word Stark in his name since he was, in fact, stark naked in the pool.