Beatdown In Aisle Five

I think that deep down there’s a little bit ofRoger Stephensin all of us, but unlike 61-year-old Wal-Mart patronizing Georgians named Roger Stephens who have court appearances scheduled to take care of some pesky felony charges of cruelty to children, most of us understand that keeping that bit of us inside is a good idea …

Take Another Stab At It, Or I’ll Take A Stab At You

The story of a dad holding a knife to his daughter’s cheek until it bled because he was mad at her for not getting her homework done called to me for three reasons. first, there is the obvious one. what kind of dad are you that you would do that? You hit her in the …

Give Me Everything In The Register And Nothing Out Of the Barrel

If you’re the type of guy who holds knives to the throats of store employees and threatens to kill them while you rob their businesses of cigarettes and cash for a living, it’s likely a stretch to say the least for a reasonable person to believe that you have emotions. but22-year-old Scott Thomas Zeilinskiwould like …

Google’s Audio Captcha Is Half Broken

I’ve noticed this a few times in the last few days and wondered if anyone else has. So Google has their word verification scheme thingamabobber. They also have an audio link. Sometimes the graphic includes numbers, sometimes it includes letters. When the graphic includes letters, the audio link doesn’t work. If it is numbers, the …

Hey, Daddy, There’s A Creepo In The Outhouse

Man accused of climbing into pit toilet – again Yup, again. Somehow, like in the case of Des Moines Man Jumps Into River Again, the word “again” makes it even funnier. Gary Moody had done this before, always saying that he had dropped something or other into the outhouse and that’s why he was in …