When you’ve just had the gun you were using to hold up the Pizza Hut wrestled away from you, sorry, I have no idea what I was thinking doing something so stupid is a much better thing to say thanthis gun isn’t mine, can I please have it back? I’ll leave if you give it …
Monthly Archives: September 2009
Cover My, Cover My, You Can Cover My Poker Face
I know I’ve posted some good covers here to take your mind off of them, but after putting you all through unspeakable horrors likeWoodhandsandRock Plaza CentralI can’t help feeling like I still have something to make up to you people. So here’s Daughtry taking thatridiculous Poker Face song and turning it into something perfectly listenable. …
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Father Knows Breast
Beatrice Hernandez is reaching Bonnie Ashley levels here. I’m going to try and tell the story first and then make fun of it. Beatrice Hernandez was a stripper. As she was dancing on poles and doing other stripperly things, in walks David Dueppen. She likes him, and begins to date him. She then finds out …
Mine Tlakign Am More Betterer Than Yros
Instant messaging ‘chatspeak’ no danger to spelling: study Whether or not I agree with the conclusions drawn or not isn’t why we’re here. We’re here because somebody in a CBC newsroom may have just proven it wrong. A study in the British Journal of Developmental Psychology in 2009 said that regular users of chatspeak tend …
He Says Potato, The Cops Say Missile
I’m posting the story ofAnthony Lee Rittonfor a couple of reasons: 1. Because anybody who is in trouble with the law for repeatedly throwing fruits and vegetables at vehicles over the span of 6 months is automatically a friend of the Vomit Comet. He even gets extra points for hucking a potato at the cruiser …
Something Tells Me These Two Aren’t Friends Anymore
Prisscilla Mechell needs some help, and immediately. Apparently, she had been pregnant, but had miscarried. Instead of just saying she miscarried, she kept up the elusion that she was pregnant. then, she made up a date when she was going to be induced and realized she had to find a baby somewhere. Ok? And how …
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Up Next, Checking Moby-Richard Out Of Your Local Library
I swear I’m not making this up, but I would forgive you for getting the jokes and UK tags confused. If you regularly visit the Flintshire council cafeteria, you’ll be happy to know that you canonce again get Spotted Dick without having to call it Spotted Richard. The council had decided a couple of weeks …
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People For The Poor Naming Of Websites
PETA, source of endless material that it is, has done it again. I have no idea how long it’s been like this, butclick on over to the organization’s blogand have a gander at what they named it. I understand what they were going for, but did nobody bother to say PETA Files out loud a …
Genesis Explained Scientifically
Ok everyone, it’s time for some fancy religious book learnin’. Not only is thisvideoeducational and entertaining, it’s also narrated by the same voice I use when I playcomputer golf for blind people.
Swine Brain
Look at this picture. Does it look real to you? Someone thought it was real. As my friend says, *headdesk*.