Ok, what’s with exes hurting their ex’s fish? We heard about a woman frying her ex’s goldfish. Now this story of Donald Earl Fite III stabbing his ex-girlfriend’s fish and leaving it impaled on the floor. The weirdest part is they seemed to be all very concerned for the fish, and not the fact that he invaded her home, wouldn’t let her leave the bathroom, grabbed her by the hair, and threw her against a wall and the bathtub. But oh, the fish is the central concern. You idiots, he killed the fish as a way to get at her. Isn’t that really, really obvious?