God it would be funny to watch this go down.
A police officer walked into a convenience store and saw a guy walking away from the washroom, peering into his hat. When the guy looked up, there was a bag of marijuana stuck to his forehead. The cop walked up to him, pulled the bag off his forehead and said, “Is this what you’re looking for?”
I don’t think you’re wiggling out of those charges there, Cesar Lopez.