>Here’s a good excuse for ya.
No, I wasn’t masturbating and flashing those screaming women. What I waved was a metal cane! Really! I like to smile when I wave my metal cane. Damn you, you don’t believe me!
And what stupid wording. He was waving his “body part.” So when someone waves a hand, that’s a horrible, horrible thing to do. A hand is a body part, after all.