Don’t Squeeze The Charmin Embassador

You know you’re desperate for employment when you decide to be a Charmin Embassador. Seriously. What’s the job? Procter and Gamble, from time to time, set up public bathrooms in New York and promote Charmin. They want to pay people to stand around in these public johns, interact with the people going in there to […]

Put The Roommate In The Coconut And Beat The Guy Up

Normally a fight between roommates over money wouldn’t warrant a post here, but when the weapons of choice in such a fight includea porcelain bowl, a wooden carving and a coconut,that’s afood feud,baby! The Palm Beach County Sheriff’s Office reported that the 44-year-old man was charged with robbery with a weapon and false imprisonment after […]

And This Little Piggy Went Ow Ow Ow Ow All The Way From the Doctors

I know doing long long marathons can hurt the toenails, but do a lot of people really think of having them permanently removed? Ow ow ow ow ow! Acid poured on the nail beds? Ow oo ee eeee! I think the grossest picture is that of people who only have the mangled ones removed, so […]

What’s In Your Head, In Your Head…It Would Appear To Be A Fist

I’d love to know what kind of drugsthis guywas on. He was messed up enough to call a random man in a restaurant a zombie and punch him a couple of times, but he also had the good sense to run. But then again, why did he run? Did he run because he knew the […]

In Heaven There Are No Pets?

Oh boy. We’ve talked before about that service that promised to send information to specified people post-rapture. Now, Ann Adams let me know of a company promissing to save your pets if you get scooped up to heaven. What I can’t figure out is, if I am to believe they plan to provide this service, […]

Are There No Limits To This Man’s Greatness?

Lance Armstrong Inspires Thousands To Come In Third To Cancer Armstrong’s third place finish, coupled with his relentless endeavors to raise awareness of himself as a cancer survivor and role model, have taken him almost overnight from one survivor among many to a living symbol of a man who only lets two things beat him. […]

>So Long, Ed Eames. I Never Knew You, But Thank You

>The other day, I heard that Ed Eames wasn’t doing well and was probably not going to make it. Now, I’ve heard the news that he’s gone, and I feel like such an idiot for not knowing exactly who he was. I had seen the name in connection with guide dog-related advocacy projects, and knew […]