Just Because It’s Not A Car Doesn’t Mean You Get Off Easy

And here I thought motorized La-Z-Boys, beer coolers and barstools were pretty awesome. I was unaware of other coolness that has been out there. Ann Adams fixed that right quick. Although the la-z-boy and the barstool made the list, there are more. How about a parade float? What about an adult tricycle? A Russian Tank? …

More Ads That Make Us Think Too Much

It’s been a while since we’ve written one of these. But we thought we’d compiled enough commercials or slogans to do another one. We saw a commercial for something called “Juicy Juice immunity.” Juicy juice? It’s juice. Shouldn’t it be juicy? If not, it wouldn’t be…juice, would it? I know it’s a product for kids, …

Those Twisted Wrestling Musical Creations, For All to Hear

Back in September, I mentioned that I’d started making drops for that wrestling radio show. I even mentioned them by name. Well, we have server space now, so why not link ’em? Then people can really find out how weird I am. If you’re not into wrestling or the shows, this won’t make sense. Hopefully …

For Some Reason I Can’t Help But Wonder About All The References To Children

There’s so much going on here that I’m not sure where to begin. A woman named Hooker won an award for being the “Lay Person of the Year”. Her husband’s name is B.J. B.J. is currently a pastor at the Big Woods Congregational Methodist Church. In the article we also get to learn about where …

When Ya Gotta Go, Ya Gotta Take A Zappin’

The city of Guelph where Carin and I live has been dealing for several years with the growing problem of the weekend bar crowd not bothering to find bathrooms and pissing or worse all over the downtown. One of the solutions, at least for a few weeks over the summer, was installing outdoor urinals or …

If This Had Worked, He Probably Would Have Come Down With A Wiener Ache The Next Week

Sultan Al-Sayed: Your Honour, when I was caught lying down apparently trying to look under the door of the change room at that pool, I wasn’t actually trying to spy on people, especially not that 10-year-old girl. You see, I had one mother of a toothache and I was simply resting my cheek on the …

Give A Dog A Bone? Not This One.

Back on Monday, Steve mentioned that Trixie started our week of insanity off with a bang. Oh boy, truer words were never spoken. I went home for Thanksgiving. Things started off pretty well. At one point, my sister’s boyfriend asked if Trixie could have a bone. I wanted to see the bone to see what …