For some reason, his truck got stuck on some tracks and a train was coming. So he got out of his truck and left it to be ker smashed by the train. But he decided he needed to get another set of wheels, so he tried, and failed, to steal four different cars. He’s fast, he attempted all the thefts within the space of a few minutes of each other. He got arrested, thus ending his short crime spree. Now, everyone wonders why he did it, including his wife.