Hey there James Miller, here’s a tip. If you’re going to get all boozed up on Halloween night, it might not be a good idea to dress up as a breathalyzer. Well, then again, it might not be a good idea to get all boozed up in your car anyway, and then have the rest of your case of beer in the passenger’s seat, and then drive the wrong way on a one-way street. But when you get caught, and you’re dressed up as a breathalyzer, well…you’ll look like an especially big dork.
Just how does one dress up as a breathalyzer anyway?