Mushroom-Clouded Thinking

Last Updated on: 18th February 2015, 05:43 pm

Most people who find themselves in the trains category either don’t notice the train, or are distracted by things like cellphones and scratch tickets. They are not like James Lampiriswho

  • got all hopped up on mushrooms,
  • and wandered around the neighbourhood naked and yelling at himself,
  • only to stop yelling long enough to ask a woman if she was ok.
  • When she said she was ok, but wondered about him, he then started cursing at her,
  • and then ran off towards some train tracks,
  • and straight for a slow-moving train.
  • It hit him, but he survived it,
  • and ran into some woods
  • where he was caught and taken into custody by four police officers.
  • It sounded like quite a fight.

Stay away from the mushrooms there James. They’re not good for you.

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