All My Shootings Be Drive-Bys…On Myself

Here’s a hot tip for all of the aspiring drive-by shooters in the crowd.Remember to roll the window down first.

Andrew J. Burwitz, 20, of Appleton, Wis., allegedly tried to do a drive-by shooting at the home of his ex-girlfriend’s family and another random house. Police found him because he failed to roll down his car window and shattered it when he made the first shot.

He was charged Wednesday with four counts of first-degree reckless endangerment, four counts of endangering safety by reckless use of a firearm, disorderly conduct and criminal damage to property.

and while we’re here, bonus hot tip: Try to fix your window way out of town or get a buddy to do it on the sly, and for Christ’s sake do it on your own dime.

Sheriff’s deputies examining the area found broken auto glass in the street, and, later that day, contacted area auto glass repair shops and found Burwitz had his car window replaced after filing an insurance claim.

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