>You can thank Brad for these. You can also feel free to substitute the word thank for whatever you’d like.
*Q: What’s the difference between a hormone and an enzyme?
A: You can’t hear an enzyme.
*A golf club walks into a local bar and asks the barman for a pint of beer, but the barman refuses to serve him.
“Why not,” asks the golf club.
“You’ll be driving later,” replies the bartender.