Wow, Donald Crawford, you’re a fine dad. You took your five-year-old son in your big ol’ semi to a strip club in an area known for its crime and left him out in the truck. You went inside and drank for 45 minutes, managing to get so drunk that you couldn’t find your truck, so had to report the truck stolen and your kid missing. Luckily for you and your son, it was right where you left it. So you went off to jail and your wife had to pick up your kid. I hope there are some serious talks between you and your wife in your future about how often you take care of your kid alone.