Oh Christmas Tree, Oh Christmas Tree, How Beautiful Your…Handlebars?

Not that any of you are going to want to do this, but just in case…

If you’re planning on stealing a Christmas tree, under no circumstances should you:

  • Be drunk at the time.
  • Be riding a bicycle that you built a motor for but forgot to put lights on.
  • Try to balance the tree across the handlebars and expect not to be noticed.
  • Tell the cops that you bought it from the bar you had been drinking at when they appear not to be buying the I got it from the tree farm story you gave them first because it’s 1 A.M. and the tree farm is not currently open for business.

48-Year-old Phillip Menefee made all of these mistakes,and he’s been arrested.

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