>The Knife Was Sharp, He Wasn’t.

>Um, ow. Rance Johnson found out that it’s not a good idea to smuggle a 5-inch plastic knife in his rectum. What’s even weirder is he’d had it there for 3 weeks before complaining of pain and having it surgically removed.

He is now being charged with having a concealed weapon. It was sure concealed alright.

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