True Grits

Last Updated on: 11th January 2023, 09:48 am

Jesus, this is almost as crazy aspouring boiling oil on a guy because he bought the wrong chicken.

Carolyn Brown, 44, was charged with second-degree battery Wednesday after she allegedlypoured a pot of hundred degree grits onto her sleeping boyfriend following an argument.As it happens, second is also the degree of the burns the victim suffered to his face and arms as a result of the attack.

Brown is currently in custody with bail set at $40000.

this is generally where a witty remark would go, but honestly, I’ve got nothin’. guess I just don’t have the grit and determination to come up with something right now.

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