Apparently, if people in Pleasant Grove’s chamber of commerce don’t like something you’re selling, they can order that it be hidden from view and not sold. Never mind that the product was completely legal. They didn’t like them, so down they came. There was a kiosk in the mall selling t-shirts that said “Welcome to …
Monthly Archives: December 2009
People In The Bank Can Turn An LOL Into A Great Big OMG
Jeremy Donaldson, next time you’re bored standing in a bank line, find another way to entertain yourself. Maybe watch the people around you. Maybe somebody’s doing something funny. Or listen to some music. But texting your girlfriend to say the bank is being held up is not a good choice. She may not think you’re …
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An Early Merry Christmas
Well, today’s the day. In a few hours I’ll be heading out for 10 days of birthday/holiday season insanity disguised as a Christmas vacation. By the way, if you need something else to read,here’s an old post I wrote about why I hate the term Christmas vacation and the troubling concept of frozen SpaghettiOs. But …
I Bet This Marriage Will Be Short
To the bride to be of Jordan Iddings: By the sounds of what’s written here and in this more detailed account, you are so in for a life of pain, misery and worry. Way to choose a husband. During the course of his bachelor party, this guy groped a woman, and then when she slapped …
You’re A Drunk One, Mr. Grinchlet
While this story makes me very sad because of its circumstances, the image of a 4-year-old boy in a brown dress drinking a beer and stealing Christmas presents from neighbours can’t help make me cackle and howl. The poor little guy is messed up something fierce. His dad’s in jail, his mom is getting a …
Don’t Turn My Guide Dog Into A Tracking Dog!
Ro and I have been talking about Dutch food and the Dutch store on this post, and it got me thinking about something that happened there once. I went in to get something, and a lady decided to help me find someone who worked there. I said I would follow her, and then two identical-sounding …
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Derek Edwards, Round 3
So last night I got my birthday present from Carin. We went out to see Derek Edwards and then for dinner at one of our favourite pubs. A fine time was most definitely had by all…even if I did have to look like a goof walking a round town using a cane that was way …
Wrestling Sucks And So Do I, But Wrestling Sucks More
“If WWE keeps booking wisely like they did here and refrains from making stupid decisions to try to fool people…”Me, speaking under the mistaken belief that there was still a shred of a fucking clue left in somebody around that shithole. So yeah, about that. After watching a pay-per-view that was ok at times and …
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Grande Death Potto
The story of Andrew Grande choking on a bag of pot he tried to swallow is so completely preventable and so completely dumb. Ok, if you have a bag of drugs on you, why the hell would you try and swallow it? It’s never going to end well. If you do swallow it, who knows …
Please Return To The Cash Register. Apparently You Are An Asshole
There was another crime committed in this story along with the main one of this dick of a doctor and his wife shoplifting for the thrill of it. They didn’t publish their names! They should have, just so his patients can know their doctor is a totally worthless, unscrupulous dickbag. The not so good doctor …
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