A Little Further In The Journey to New Phone Land

Well, I’m one step closer to having my Nokia N86! I’m such a silly. Every day this month, I’ve been thinking I should order the phone, I should order the phone. But you’ve heard all too often about my fears of making a bad technology decision. Yesterday, after a lot of hesitation, I picked up …

More Reasons The Trixter Is A Genius

A couple of days ago, I had something happen that just had to go into the Trixie brag files. On Thursday, Huppy’s mom and I decided we’d go get the landlady some chocolates since she was leaving and would no longer be our landlady. But it was coldcoldcold out there, and there was no way …

Can They Train A Dog To Help People With Conscience Damage?

This just makes me angry. I saw this a couple of days ago, but I was either running out the door or too tired to try and post about it. This whole thing started when a Hamilton woman wanted to find a trainer to train her family dog to perform some kind of tasks for …

I Think She’s Missing A Lobe

Maybe Christine Yvette Lobe should run off with Joshua Alger. They should just put their kids in more capable hands, and not make any more. It takes a special kind of person to leave her toddler at home alone, and wheel her one-year-old into a bar in a stroller, after already getting drunk. Thankfully the …

Badda, Ba, Ba, Ba, I’m Passin’ Out

What a dad Joshua Alger is. He passed out drunk in a McDonald’s children’s play area at 4 in the goddamn afternoon while his kids played. We don’t know how pop and the little ones got there. Then, when police found out he has a warrant for his arrest and called mommy dearest to pick …

Fun Cover Of The Day: Boss Hoss – Word Up

I’ve never heard of Boss Hoss before, but if the description on this video is correct, what I can tell you is that they are Germany’s best country cover band. I’ll need to do some more research to verify that claim (Are there other country cover bands in Germany?), but their cover of Word Up …

More Proof That English Is A Ghotiy Language

I forgot to put this in my last post. I can’t even remember who told me this, or in what class it happened. But I remember someone telling me this story. They said their teacher walked up to the front of the room, and wrote “ghoti” up on the board. People guessed that it might …