I had a weird dream a couple of nights ago, and I wanted to write it down yesterday, but ran out of time. I almost forgot I had this dream, and I had to dig it out of the recesses of my mind. How is that possible? I’ve noticed that about a couple of dreams […]
Monthly Archives: January 2010
A Little Further In The Journey to New Phone Land
Well, I’m one step closer to having my Nokia N86! I’m such a silly. Every day this month, I’ve been thinking I should order the phone, I should order the phone. But you’ve heard all too often about my fears of making a bad technology decision. Yesterday, after a lot of hesitation, I picked up […]
More Reasons The Trixter Is A Genius
A couple of days ago, I had something happen that just had to go into the Trixie brag files. On Thursday, Huppy’s mom and I decided we’d go get the landlady some chocolates since she was leaving and would no longer be our landlady. But it was coldcoldcold out there, and there was no way […]
Can They Train A Dog To Help People With Conscience Damage?
This just makes me angry. I saw this a couple of days ago, but I was either running out the door or too tired to try and post about it. This whole thing started when a Hamilton woman wanted to find a trainer to train her family dog to perform some kind of tasks for […]
Fiery Words for Feedburner
Ya know, I hate having to take praise away from people, but it appears I have to this once. Three years ago, when I set up the feedburner by email thingamabob, I couldn’t have been happier. There was a captcha, but there was audio. so yea. Now, I hear they took the audio captcha away. […]
I Think She’s Missing A Lobe
Maybe Christine Yvette Lobe should run off with Joshua Alger. They should just put their kids in more capable hands, and not make any more. It takes a special kind of person to leave her toddler at home alone, and wheel her one-year-old into a bar in a stroller, after already getting drunk. Thankfully the […]
Badda, Ba, Ba, Ba, I’m Passin’ Out
What a dad Joshua Alger is. He passed out drunk in a McDonald’s children’s play area at 4 in the goddamn afternoon while his kids played. We don’t know how pop and the little ones got there. Then, when police found out he has a warrant for his arrest and called mommy dearest to pick […]
Train Bound For Ug
I guess we can be thankful that Joseph Boyd didn’t pull a Freddie Johnson and molest other people on the subway. But it would be pretty gross to look over and see someone havin’ a grand old time with himself while riding the train. I love how, when someone told him to stop, he said, […]
Fun Cover Of The Day: Boss Hoss – Word Up
I’ve never heard of Boss Hoss before, but if the description on this video is correct, what I can tell you is that they are Germany’s best country cover band. I’ll need to do some more research to verify that claim (Are there other country cover bands in Germany?), but their cover of Word Up […]
More Proof That English Is A Ghotiy Language
I forgot to put this in my last post. I can’t even remember who told me this, or in what class it happened. But I remember someone telling me this story. They said their teacher walked up to the front of the room, and wrote “ghoti” up on the board. People guessed that it might […]